Another year , another “big” handegg game. I didn’t watch the game. I have never followed the handegg sport. But the tv ads for upcoming movies and tv shows do interest me. Some of them anyway. Check em out below:
BSS Shark Week continues. Todays piece is a Not So Random Trailer Park . Its Shark Trailer Park
The amount of ridiculously shitty shark movies being made is staggering. You might think I have omitted some films which surely belong in this collection of trailer, but rest assured. Shark Week will continue ,and there are some films which rightfully will get their own articles. That being said, lets jump right in shall we 🙂
A half-shark, half-octopus creature created for the military, creates a whole lot of terror in Mexico while a scientist who helped created it tries to capture/kill it.
Director: Declan O’Brien
Writer: Mike MacLean
Stars: Eric Roberts, Kerem Bursin, Sara Malakul Lane
Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus (2009)
The California coast is terrorized by two enormous prehistoric sea creatures as they battle each other for supremacy of the sea.
Director: Jack Perez (as Ace Hannah)
Writer: Jack Perez (screenplay) (as Ace Hannah)
Stars: Lorenzo Lamas, Debbie Gibson, Vic Chao
A baby dinoshark swims away from a broken chunk of Arctic glacier that broke away due to global warming. Three years later, the dinoshark is a ferocious predatory adult and kills tourists … See full summary »
Director: Kevin O’Neill
Writers: Frances Doel, Guy Prevost
Stars: Eric Balfour, Iva Hasperger, Aarón Díaz
Sand Sharks (2011)
A shark who swims in sand terrorizes a tropical paradise. Nuff said.
Director: Mark Atkins
Writers: Joe Benkis (story), Cameron Larson (screenplay)
Stars: Corin Nemec, Brooke Hogan, Vanessa Evigan
Swamp Shark (2011)
Lots of beautiful teens are at the beach the weekend before Gator Fest. That night an animal smuggling deal goes wrong and a large sea creature escapes into a swampy backwoods river.
Director: Griff Furst (as G.E. Furst)
Writer: Jennifer Iwen (screenplay)
Stars: Christopher Berry, Wade Boggs, Marcus Lyle Brown
Shark in Venice (2008)
Steven Baldwin showcases his considerable B-movie talents in Shark in Venice. Take the most beautiful city in the world, some terrible acting and add sharks and you’ve got an instant classic.
Director: Danny Lerner
Writers: Danny Lerner (story), Les Weldon (story)
Stars: Stephen Baldwin, Vanessa Johansson, Hilda van der Meulen
2-Headed Shark Attack(2012)
Survivors escape to a deserted atoll after a Semester at Sea ship is sunk by a mutated two-headed shark. But when the atoll starts flooding, no one is safe from the double jaws of the monster as it eats fresh delicious women and men.
Director: Christopher Ray (as Christopher Douglas-Olen Ray)
Writers: Edward DeRuiter (story), H. Perry Horton (screenplay)
Stars: Carmen Electra, Charlie O’Connell, Brooke Hogan
Shark Attack 3: Megalodon (2002)
When two researchers discover a colossal shark’s tooth off the Mexican coast their worst fears surface – the most menacing beast to ever rule the waters is still alive and mercilessly feeding on anything that crosses its path.
Probably the best worst shark film of them all. . Featuring some of the absolute worst attack scenes in the whole ‘genre’ and that’s really saying something. I think Eli Roth is remaking it ??
Director: David Worth
Writers: Scott Devine, William Hooke
Stars: John Barrowman, Jenny McShane, Ryan Cutrona
Trust me, there are loads more. And they just keep on coming. I never think its safe to go back into the water.
If you enjoyed these trailers, you’re in luck, because another epic is coming this summer: Sharktopus vs. Whalewolf.
Why wouldn’t that be a thing? It looks awesome, in every horrible, deliberate B-movie way. Whalewolf is too good of a pun to pass up.
Sharktopus vs. Whalewolf airs July 19th on SyFy at 9/8c