The Annihilation Teaser Trailer Looks GREAT !

Paramount Pictures has released a teaser trailer for Annihilation starring starring Natalie Portman, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Gina Rodriguez, Tessa Thompson, Tuva Novotny, and Oscar Isaac.

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Knight of Cups Trailer

The Terrence Malick film stars Christian Bale, Cate Blanchett, Natalie Portman, Brian Dennehy, Antonio Banderas, Freida Pinto, Wes Bentley, Isabel Lucas, Teresa Palmer, Imogen Poots, Armin Mueller-Stahl, and the voice of Ben Kingsley.

Once there was a young prince whose father, the king of the East, sent him down into Egypt to find a pearl. But when the prince arrived, the people poured him a cup. Drinking it, he forgot he was the son of a king, forgot about the pearl and fell into a deep sleep.

Rick’s (Christian Bale) father used to read this story to him as a boy.

The road to the East stretches out before him. Will he set forth?

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Natalie Portman Joins Steve Jobs Biopic

So first Christian Bale quit because of Seth Rogen. Then Sony quit because of Seth Rogen. Then Universal studios took over the film when they heard they could do it without Seth Rogen.Now Deadline reports that Oscar-winner Natalie Portman has boarded the film.

The deadline article makes no claims as to who the actress is playing, but its a safe bet that she will play the Apple head honcho’s daughter, Lisa Bennan-Jobs (I cant be bothered getting a picture of the ho). Steve Jobs initially denied his paternity of Lisa ( who wouldn’t, have you seen that bitch ), all the while naming one of Apple’s earliest computers–the Apple Lisa–after her. Who cares right?

Portman recently completed her feature directorial debut A Tale of Love and Darkness and starring in the western Jane Got a Gun. She is also expected to reprise her role as Jane Foster in 2017′s Thor: Ragnarok. Because that is what fans of Thor want. More fucking Jane Foster……..

Based on Walter Isaacson’s 2011 biography “Steve Jobs,” Universal’s currently untitled Jobs movie will be written by Aaron Sorkin and directed by Danny Boyle, while Scott Rudin, Mark Gordon and Guymon Casady produce.

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