New Trailer For Alien Covenant. Xenomorph Attack !!

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The new trailer arrives just one week after the short prologue introducing the crew of the Covenant. The prologue confirmed that Fassbender would be playing a character named Walter, a synthetic android also created by the Weyland Corporation.  Check out the trailer below.

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The Four Horsemen of The Apocalypse

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Only The Strong Will Survive  ( and everybody we saw at the end of Days Of Future Past of course…)

20th Century Fox has released a new X-Men: Apocalypse poster :

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X-Men: Apocalypse stars James McAvoy as Charles Xavier, Michael Fassbender as Magneto, Jennifer Lawrence as Mystique, Nicholas Hoult as Beast, Rose Byrne as Moira MacTaggert, Lucas Till as Havok and cheap labor ; Alexandra Shipp as Storm, Sophie Turner as Jean Grey, Ben Hardy as Angel, Tye Sheridan as Cyclops, Olivia Munn as Psylocke and Lana Condor as Jubilee. Oscar Isaac is starring as Ivan Ooze

The film is directed by Bryan Singer, and it opens May 27th

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The Snowman adds new cast members

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Oscar winner J.K Simmons has joined the cast of The Snowman. Currently filming on location in Oslo, Norway ,The Snowman is based on the seventh book in the series by Jo Nesbø.  Michael Fassbender stars as the hardboiled Oslo detective Harry Hole investigating a number of recent murders of women around Oslo. His experience of an earlier training course with the FBI leads him to search for links between the cases, and he finds two – each victim is a married mother and after each murder a snowman appears at the murder scene.

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Jakob Oftebro,  Sofia Helin and David Dencik also join the cast.

English actor James D’Arcy ( Marvels Agent Carter ) has also been confirmed to have a role in the film.

Tomas Alfredson (Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy) directs, with Working Title’s dynamic duo Tim Bevan and Eric Fellner producing alongside Robyn Slovo and Piodor Gustafsson (The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo). A Working Title Films production—in association with Another Park Film—the project is exec produced by Nesbø, Niclas Salomonsson, Martin Scorsese, Alfredson, Liza Chasin and Amelia Granger.

Update :

Val Kilmer has joined the cast in what he describes as a cameo. He has been putting up pictures from his stay in Oslo on his social media accounts for the past few days.

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Universal Pictures has dated The Snowman for release on October 13, 2017

 

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First Look at Michael Fassbender from The Snowman set

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The Snowman sees Jo Nesbø’s maverick cop investigating what appears to be Norway’s first serial killer, a murderer who always leaves a snowman near the scene of his crime.

Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy’s Tomas Alfredson serves as director of the film, based on the seventh of Nesbø’s bestselling books. Martin Scorsese, who was expected to take charge of the cameras when the project was first announced four years ago, is now an executive producer.

Currently shooting in Oslo, Norway, with Bergen and Rjukan also to be visited for filming, the first image of Michael Fassbender on location has been released.

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Joining Fassbender in the cast is  Rebecca Ferguson, and Charlotte Gainsbourg.  The movie is slated for an October 2017 release.

 

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The X-Men: Ivan Ooze Trailer is Here

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Only The Strong Will Survive  ( and everybody we saw at the end of Days Of Future Past )

The thing is, these films got it so wrong in the start that all they are doing now is adding piles of crap which makes even less sense when seen in the ( ahem) continuity of the series.  Again its not the X-men, but this hybrid of the brotherhood and the x-men.  Remember when Mystique almost kills Xavier in the first X-Men film?  Yeah, how does that work ??  Or the fact that mutants were virtually unknown to the world at that point ?  None of it gels with these new films, and I can’t just do what those 20th Century Fucks want me to do, and forget the past.  At least it looks like they are making an effort to fix the look of Apocalypse. They keep him out of this trailer pretty much, and I bet they are going back and redoing the whole thing as best they can.  Might as well change the voice as well.

And WHY THE FUCK IS MYSTIQUE WALKING AROUND LOOKING LIKE THAT HUNGER GAMES BITCH !!!! For fuck sake !!!  Have they completely forgotten who and what that character was ????  We shouldn’t have to hide ??  Anybody ????

X-Men: Apocalypse stars James McAvoy as Charles Xaver, Michael Fassbender as Magneto, Jennifer Lawrence as Mystique, Nicholas Hoult as Beast, Rose Byrne as Moira MacTaggert, Lucas Till as Havok and cheap labor ; Alexandra Shipp as Storm, Sophie Turner as Jean Grey, Ben Hardy as Angel, Tye Sheridan as Cyclops, Olivia Munn as Psylocke and Lana Condor as Jubilee. Oscar Isaac is starring as Ivan Ooze

 

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Steve Jobs Trailer

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Universal Pictures and Legendary Pictures have released the Steve Jobs trailer

Set backstage at three iconic product launches and ending in 1998 with the unveiling of the iMac, Steve Jobs takes us behind the scenes of the digital revolution to paint an intimate portrait of the man who took all the credit at its epicenter.

Steve Jobs is directed by Academy Award winner Danny Boyle, because David Fincher couldn’t be bothered  and written by Academy Award winner Aaron Sorkin, working from Walter Isaacson’s best-selling biography of the Apple co-founder.

Michael Fassbender plays Steve Jobs ( because Christian bale quit ), the founder of Apple, with Academy Award®winning actress Kate Winslet starring as Joanna Hoffman, former marketing chief of Macintosh. Steve Wozniak, who co-founded Apple, is played by Seth Rogen ( which is why Christian bale quit ), and Jeff Daniels stars as former Apple CEO John Sculley. The film also stars Katherine Waterston Michael Stuhlbarg as Andy Hertzfeld, one of the original members of the Apple Macintosh development team.

The film is scheduled for release on Friday, October 9.

 

 

And now for something completely different

 

 

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Trailer for Macbeth, Starring Michael Fassbender, and Marion Cotillard

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StudioCanal  debuted the UK trailer for Macbeth today.

Justin Kurzel directs the film starring Academy Award nominee Michael Fassbender (12 Years a Slave, PapaRazzie you lazy cuntrag !!) and Academy Award winner Marion Cotillard (La Vie en Rose, The Dark Knight Rises), all three of whom are also set to re-team for 20th Century Fox’s Assassin’s Creed movie which i will stream for free online because FOX can suck my dick until the end of time.

A new adaptation of William Shakespeare’s  tragedy, the film retains the play’s 11th century setting and is said to use the original dialogue as well. The story follows the baddest gangster ever, Macbeth, a Scottish lord who will stop at nothing to become King. He will make you eat shit PapaRazzie !!

Macbeth co-stars David Thewlis (The Theory of Everything), Elizabeth Debicki (The Man from U.N.C.L.E.), Jack Reynor (Transformers: Age of Extinction), Sean Harris (Mission: Impossible Rogue Nation) and Paddy Considine (Child 44), and will be released in the UK on October 7. The Weinstein Company ( CUNTS ) is set to distribute the movie in the U.S. at a later date.

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First Teaser Trailer and Image of Michael Fassbender as Steve Jobs

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Universal Pictures has released the first teaser trailer and image of Michael Fassbender as Steve Jobs, in the movie from Oscar-winning director Danny Boyle, which co-stars Kate Winslet, Seth Rogen ( lol ), Jeff Daniels, Katherine Waterston and Michael Stuhlbarg.

Written by Oscar-winning screenwriter Aaron Sorkin, the plot is as follows: “Set backstage at three iconic product launches and ending in 1998 with the unveiling of the iMac, Steve Jobs takes us behind the scenes of the digital revolution to paint an intimate portrait of the brilliant man at its epicenter.”

Kate Winslet stars as Joanna Hoffman, former marketing chief of Macintosh. Steve Wozniak, who co-founded Apple, is played by Seth Rogen, and Jeff Daniels stars as former Apple CEO John Sculley. Katherine Waterston plays Chrisann Brennan, Jobs’ ex-girlfriend, and Michael Stuhlbarg is Andy Hertzfeld, one of the original members of the Apple Macintosh development team.

Steve Jobs is scheduled for release on Friday, October 9.

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