Random Trailer Park Trash

Stumbling around the all the racism , outrage, fake-outrage , hysteria and other run of the mill shenanigans  on the internet today , I came across a couple of trailers. None of them warrant their own post, but I thought a stroll in a random trailer park would do nicely. Always a good idea that ain’t it.

First off is the newly released trailer for Death Wish starring Bruce Willis. I came across it when I glimpsed a headline on Forbes which read : New ‘Death Wish’ Trailer Offers Nothing New . So naturally , since no news is good news, I had a look see.

 

Personally I was SHOCKED to find myself liking this trailer as much as I did. And whatever that forbes writer was smoking, he better quit. That and his job. The story is basically the same as the original Death Wish starring Charles Bronson, but there is plenty new here in my opinion . He wears a hoodie . He takes requests . And the daughter isnt raped and murdered , which is obviously the set up for the next film Death Wish 2 : Fuck Forbes. I like it. Im gonna see it. So there

Next up is some utter piece of crap. I was wagley familiar with this movie , as I am a fan of both Domhnall Gleeson and Margot Robbie. I was never really a fan of Winnie The Pooh though, but that has little or nothing to do with my reaction to this trailer. It just looks , and sounds so freaking horrible…..

 

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Then there was this .

 And that’s all I have to say.

 

Last trailer is …… a film ? I guess.

 

I read Holiday Horror and Dee Wallace and though yes please. Craig Anderson’s Red Christmas looks so bad that it has to be great. This is one for those half in the bag people. Or best of the worst ? Or both. I can´t wait to see this ( reviewed )

Thats all folks.

-Razz